These Are The Most Searched Porn Terms Of 2017 And They Are KILLING US!

These Are The Most Searched Porn Terms Of 2017 And They Are KILLING US!
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2016 was quite a year... for porn. Hey, it might have been a tough year for a lot of us but just like death and taxes, porn will always be there.

Pornhub posted its year in review with all the stats about porn you never knew you wanted. 

For 2016, America was definitely #1 in amount of porn we watched. We streamed more than double the amount than the second place country, England. We really blew everyone out of the water, pun definitely intended.

But the most hilarious part is the highest ranking search terms. You'd think the most popular porn searches would be "big boobs," "big butt," or "Karashian." The second place term is one you'd probably expect, "lesbian." Dudes (and ladies) love their lesbian porn, but there's another genre that had people even more excited.

Stepmom. Yep. Stepmom was the #1 most searched term on Pornhub. We'd like to think it was just for clips of the Wicked Stepmother being shady in Cinderella, but people were probably looking for something different.

After lesbian, came "step sister," then "milf". Really keeping it in the family.

Does that mean people want to bone their stepmoms, stepsisters, and moms? We're hoping this is all just some sexy fantasy they'd never want to actually do. Otherwise, people are going to be rewatching the Brady Bunch for all that sexual tension.


Just to make the top 5 even weirder, the next term is "cartoon." So, if you make a cartoon porn about a stepmom, a stepsister, and a milf going on sexual adventures, you'd have a real winner.

Oh, but there's more porn stats to enjoy. The top terms that gained the most traction over this year are "VR," "burglar," and "Star Wars." It's good to know that nerds are comfortable enough with their sexuality to indulge in their Princess Leia and Rey fantasies. 

Now burglar porn is something we've honestly never heard of. Are they stealing your virginity or burgling sperm. Either way, that all sounds gross.

VR porn makes sense as a popular search. Once good VR porn goes mainstream, we will lose half the population to porn addiction immediately.

A little fact for the ladies. The most searched male porn star of the year was Mandingo. Not the most PC name, but apparently people wanted to let the racial implications slide to enjoy watching his man meat.

Whatever kind of porn you like, we're totally not judging. Be into whatever! But, we do get the right to find it funny that everybody wants to bang their stepmom. Ugh, that's still so weird.